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This should be easy. Lines from your favorite movies. Go!!!
Know any good lines?
Wed Aug 5, 2009 7:36 PM EDT
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This is not much of an article.
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#2 - Wed Aug 5, 2009 8:55 PM EDTWhat movie was that from? Citizen Kane? The Paper? All The President's Men?
Where does the line come from "Fifty chimps at typewriters will eventually write Shakespeare"?
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Where does the line come from "Fifty chimps at typewriters will eventually write Shakespeare"?
The only place I know it from is The Simpsons, but they probably cribbed it from somewhere else.
"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times! You stupid monkey!"
There was an old short story that had this joke as a plotline. I can't remember much about it though, other than that the chimps started writing perfect prose all at once.
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Hmmmm, so many to choose from.....
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Al Pacino always had a way with words.
- 1 vote
#3 - Wed Aug 5, 2009 9:11 PM EDT"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men
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#4 - Wed Aug 5, 2009 10:24 PM EDT"The boy's pheremon levels suggests he wants to mate with the female." - Rawhide from Transformers.
One of the funniest scenes in the movie.
#5 - Wed Aug 5, 2009 11:51 PM EDTI think it was like this....hang on to your hats, its going to be a bumpy ride...Bette Davis.
#6 - Thu Aug 6, 2009 3:57 PM EDTDon't fu(k with me boys, this ain't my first go round - Mommie Dearest
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#7 - Thu Aug 6, 2009 6:54 PM EDTI make it a point to have lines on the back burner, just waiting for the next victim.
(1) I'm so sorry you feel that way, that breaks my heart. It hits me here, and here, makes me so horny, me @!$%# long time.
(2) A day without blood is like a day without sunshine. (Full Metal Jacket)
(3) Mister, you want a piece of me you'll have to eat the peanuts out of my @!$%#. (Full Metal Jacket)
(4) I like you. I like you so much I'm gonna let you @!$%# my sister. (Then punch the guy in the gut. This is a variation of a line from Full Metal Jacket.)
(5) You have to allow a man his illusions. (George Kennedy in a western movie with John Wayne.)
(6) Young man, you should join my beloved Corps. What son? That's the United States Marine Corps. Look at all the great side benefits. Go to exotic lands, meet interesting people and kill them. What more could a young hot blooded American male hope for? (Another variation from Full Metal Jacket.)
(7) Depending on the customer, I'll have a good laugh with the person when asked what the price on a used auto part would be, I'll say "How much you got?"
(8) When a customer is trying to chew down my price I set on a part, I'll try "Man, I got a wife, girlfriend, a mistress and two dogs to support!"
(9) Hardly Dangerous (I can see the flack coming on this one)
(10) We have this new phenomenon of guys getting into their "second childhood". Easy to spot newbies in their forties on their new HD or other motorcycle. The slight mismatch between bike and gear, the inappropriate clothing, the incorrect language and the visual clues as to their mastery of the bike.
"Nice bike, second childhood?"
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